The Horrible Haircut
By Elissa Rosenthal
Shinning steal assaulted my mane
You went to beauty school,
or so you claim.
My flowing locks no longer flow,
but are stuck in awkward angles.
You should go.
These are not layers,
not even for a hedge.
For I envy the bush,
and its' perfect edge.
Do you have something wrong with your eyes?
Did you even try?
This is a haircut,
my money will not buy.
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